Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Film Body Counts #2: Die Hard (1988)

Main Hero: John McClane
1 (terrorist broken neck falling down stairs “Tony”)
1 (terrorist shot “Heinrich”)
1 (terrorist shot and thrown from window “Marco”)
2 (terrorists chair and computer monitor bomb)
1 (terrorist shot)
1 (terrorist shot and fell through window)
1 (terrorist shot “Uli”)
1 (fake security guard terrorist shot)
Total 9

Other Goodies
1 (terrorist “Hans Gruber” dropped from great height by “Holly Gennero” by undoing her Rolex)
1 (terrorist “Karl” shot by Sgt. Al Powell, his first confirmed kill since a 13 year old boy with a ray-gun)
Total 2

Main Villain: Hans Gruber
1 (hostage shot “Joseph Takagi”)
1 (hostage shot “Harry Ellis”)
Total 2

Other Baddies
1 (security guard at front desk Nakatomi building shot)
1 (security guard shot)
4 (bomb on roof blows up helicopter inside 2 FBI special agents both called “Johnson” and 1 pilot and 1 police marksman)
Total 6

Grand Total 19

Judging by body count alone, the long-haired-European-suited-terrorist-thieves didn’t really hold their own against the true grit of this vest-wearing-blue-collar-never-driven-in-a-limo-before member of New York’s finest. Yippee-ki-yay!

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